Alexis. 18. Senior. Texas <3.
@sassypixie_92
"Cause what is simple in the moonlight, by the morning never is."

gabbyroars:

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

OMG I REMEMEBR THAT SONG SWITCH! HAHAH OMG<3

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

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ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

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hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

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dean-is-an-assbutt:

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin 

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar

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(via castielsunderpants)

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1 hour ago

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

(Source: drarna, via damnthatswhatshesaid)

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1 hour ago

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via heartlinesofyourhand)

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1 hour ago

egberts:

my gravestone is just gonna say ‘omg’

(via heartlinesofyourhand)

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1 hour ago