Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”
do celebrities listen to their own music
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do