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dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks)


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callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil
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purtie:

This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website
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fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement


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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 


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landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context
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