Stars-Are-Blind

sleepingwithalltimepanic:

hail-meth-smoke-satan:

cuttinguphookers:

bitemehere-touchmethere:

I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Sex is nice too.

I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed 

Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

theveganpath:

loveyourselfcompletely:

I think there’s a difference between fat shaming and realizing that America’s health issues are out of control.

I agree with this so much.

laughcentre:

im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century

‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’

townvillager:

if i try to talk to u and you ignore me believe me when i say i will never attempt to again

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

sodamnrelatable:

having to wake up early on weekends

having to wake up early 

 

having to wake up

sodamnrelatable:

puckster87:

Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic
one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag
down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?” And when they tell you the
town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to
whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut.
They’re pre-warp…”

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

istolefrommarcjacobs:

men who think their opinions on abortion matter

sorryforpartybarackin:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

sodamnrelatable:

trying to leave tumblr

uniteed:

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me