which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
when someone changes their url